Play: "Friends"

Merri: Oh my Gosh Jess look at this! The new season of Free is available! And the anime is so

            good this yea-

Jess: HOLY CRAPP Dylan wont freaking text me back! Like who the heck does he think he is?

Merri: and OMG they're so hot this season, I looove Japanese swimmer boys.

Jess: No one cares Meredith, why aren't you listening to me? This is serious. Do you honestly think I want to hear about that dumb show. Literally he's an idiot!

Merri: Wow Jess thanks so much. You're the biggest jerk and Dylan is a loser so don't expect him to give two craps about you.

Jess: He is a loser but he's hot so I don't care! Literally just let me be happy for once.

Merri: He's not even hot

Jess: Maybe it's my butt that he doesn't like.... I love my butt though! It's so cute!

Merri: Ok I'm done talking to you.

Jess: You're honestly so mean to me! Just because I don't wanna talk about stupid loser shows      that like doesn't mean you have to be a jerk- OMG HE TEXTED ME!!! I'm scared, omg open it for

me!

Merri: Jessica, I'm not opening your disgusting messages.

Jess: UGGH you're the most annoying person...Wow he just said, "lol" I hate him

Merri: Let"s go swim!

Jess: Yes! We should invite-

Merri: No.

Jess: But I look so cute in my Bath-

Merri: No!

Jess: OMG fine!

They get ready to go in the pool and Jess comes out.

Merri: Jessica you are my beautiful princess! You look adorable!

Jess: Ahhhh yeah I know right! Jk jk! But for real I am adorable aren't I?

Merri: Mmmm yep, totally.

Jess: Let’s snapchat Dylan cute swimming pics!

Merri: Haha okay!

Jess: Does my butt look attractive in this one?

Merri: You need to chill. You don’t have to impress him in every picture you take!

Jess: Holy crap Merri, you’re so annoying! You don’t need to be so obnoxious! Ugh my stupid mom is being so annoying right now! She’s like, “Love you, be safe!” honestly who does she think she is?

Merri: OH MY GOSH JESS THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS! Your mom is so freaking nice to you! You talk trash about everyone and think you’re so much better than them but people have so many reasons to make fun of you! You're so lucky you even have "friends"

Jess: Chill! She is annoying!

Merri: Honestly you spend your entire life obsessing over this stupid boy and complaining! Get over yourself!

Jess: Just because all my friends aren’t lesbian and I like boys doesn’t mean I have an obsession!

Merri: I really don’t even know why I’m still "friends" with you.

Jess: Omg chill.

Merri: The only reason we’re still friends is because you’ve never changed, you’ve always been the boy cazy, wanna be bad girl-

Jess: Hahaha I am a bad girl!

Merri: No you’re freaking not! Ugh I can’t handle being around you for more than a few hours.

Jess: You should be all rebellious with me some time! OMG it's so fun!

Merri: I’m not talking to you until I get an apology!

Jess: Stop being so dramatic literally! Yay Dylan just texted me again!